
Aaron Orendorff@AaronOrendorff
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@JasonPanzer, HexClad
@SeanFrank, Ridge
@mikebeckhamsm, Simple Modern
@mbertulli, Pela Case x Lomi
@codyplof, Jones Road
@couuor, Ridge
@connorrolain, HexClad
@MehtabKarta, Karta Ventures
@KatyMimari, Caden Lane
@MacCoyMerkley, Portland Leather
@ChereneAubert, Growth Capital
@ejayodonnell, Dad Gang
@aschinasi, Hulken
Leah Melnick, ButcherBox
@DimosKarpouzis, Viasox
Marcus Hatcher, @TAOclean
@MillPrue, Beauty By Earth
Alina Fitsai, Bobbie
@jamalarobinson, CEV Collection
Mike De Lia, Grüns
@MattParkin20, @Fulfilio
@BryanBumgardner, @northbeam
@mikemanheimer, @PostscriptIO
@realamitrg, CEO @richpanel
@itsaliciagan, @AfterSell
Jonathan Ramos, @AppLovin
@krishnapoda, @SarasAnalytics
@brookepartelow, NeonPixel
@TaylorHoliday, @CommnThreadCo
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The secret every large consumer company on earth knows, but us Ecom idiots keep forgetting:
The easiest place to find revenue is in your customer base.
We all spend too much time on acquisition and not enough on retention
“Steal this gruns landing page!
Use comforts affilate hacks!
Rip this ad from mars men!”
All those brands are great.
But they are great because they have LTV.
Gruns is secretly world class at retention and churn busting.
That’s why they are worth 2 billion dollars.
Their paid game is great for sure
But they are only able to scale because of the value of the cohort
Lesson:
Get better at email, sms, post purchase, and new products.
Spend 10% of the time you do on ads on email.
It’s a simpler game, less levers, but will take you from 5 million to 50 million a year
(Because it unlocks higher cacs you idiot)
I lived in this unit in LA over a decade ago.
Rented for $1450 a month back then.
I had the top floor, corner unit, pretty baller.
10 years later, its going for $1650.
Still no parking. Still some roaches, sure.
But what makes LA work is that its suppose to be cheap.
Yeah, the Westside is expensive.
Beverly hills, west hollywood, no doubt.
But LA is what it is because of cheap shitty apartments that poor young kids can afford.
I was lucky enough to cram 3 guys into this one bedroom apartment long enough to make it.
Never count LA out.

It's been a lot of fun building this new brand already and working to get it launched.
Here's a bit of what we've been working on the past few weeks to prepare for it:
- Website. @mbertulli built it himself and had a solid V1. I've been interating on it.
- Landers. We have about 6 templates like listicles, 10 reasons, advertorials, ePDP, etc. We'll rinse and repeat around top few personas
- Offer. We did a lot of competitor research and planned our initial offer. We'll have to do lots of testing, but we think we have a good V1 to go to market with. Obviously trying to pump subscriptions.
- Creatives. Lots of AI statics. Been pretty impressed here, but lots of trial and error. Also getting in some initial UGC.
- Base Assets - We did two small shoots to get assets to use for website, landers, emails, etc.
- Trybe - We're not launchd on TTS yet, but we are going to launch with an early Trybe community. The trybe team has been fantastic in teaching us UNCs the ropes. We know a thing or two but this new creator playbook is a new area for us so I'm excited. Been personally taking calls with creators to vet them and just learn how they look at things. Gonna do full Hudson method but with a very small, tight group of creators rather tan just volume maxxing.
- Emails. Our goal is to have 1% opex and do everythng we can ourselves so AI is a big part of that. Pretty happy with the email system I was able to build. We're using Omnisend which has an MCP so we barely have to log in. It's pretty great.
- Subscriptions. I've been very impressed with SKIO. It's been years since I've done anything with subscriptions so this is another learning area but one I've been excited to learn. Still have stuff to build out, but been getting the basics set up and integrated. Excited to build out things like cancel flows, retention offers, etc but need to start with the basics.
- AI and Context. One thing we've been spending a ton of time doing is building context. Using HQ for this. I've been diving deep, especially in areas I want to learn like retention, subscription, etc. Having agents transcribe videos and analyze to build playbooks, etc. The goal is just to get everything in one place (mainly HQ) and build context around core topics. We'll build agents on top of some of these. We will prove out that things can't be done with AI before we hire at all.
And then just setting up tech stack, etc.
Next focus is going to be finalizing email flows and big creator/whitelisting focus. Very excited to not only build this but share what we are doing on the pod and on here.
Want to be richer, happier, better looking, and have more luck dating?
Here are just TWO things you can do right now, that will make your life instantly better.
1- don’t smoke weed.
No gummies, no vapes, nothing.
Weed is making you slow and dumb.
2- do not gamble.
Delete all sports betting and prediction markets from your phone.
Gambling is, by design, a negative EV task.
Investing isn’t.
Learn about this.
In gambling, it is win or lose. With the line drawn and fees set so that you will always lose.
This isn’t how investing works.
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You will be a top 5% person if you just don’t gamble and don’t smoke weed.
Don’t need to work out, don’t need to only eat meat, don’t need to bonesmash your face.

“Why does everyone hate Ro now?”
Ro is a member of the house representing Silicon Valley.
His elected position is to be an advocate for his electorate at the federal level.
His district is tied with the most billionaires in America
You can hate big tech, you can hate billionaires, but then DONT GET ELECTED TO REPRESENT THEM.
It’s like a green energy extremist representing west Texas. Or someone representing LA, wanting to ban making movies.
Another reason to hate him-
I don’t think he believes in anything except personal power and enrichment.
He saw the new left movement and just jumped aboard.
Bernie believes in what he is doing.
Has done it for 50 years.
Ro just wants to stay in power to stock trade.
He doesn’t want to be a house member. He knows his best shot at a cabinet position is to align himself with a new rising political faction
He just wants in the White House so he can get some more insider information to trade on.
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I think Ro represents everything wrong in modern politics.
He does not care about who he is elected to represent.
He just wants more power, more speaking gigs, more clout.
His job is to advocate for his constituents at the federal level.
Instead he is willing to sell them short for the slimmest chance of a promotion.
While at the same time, he is out here stock trading like a member of the Trump family.
It’s the combination of moral superiority, the backstabbing of his own people, and the personal enrichment that makes him the worst person in politics today.
I do dozens of calls a week.
Agencies trying to sell me, brands who need advice, potential employees.
And I have a secret trick to see if these people will make it- or if they are full of shit and wasting my time.
here is the one trick to know if anyone is worth your time:
End the call with a clean, direct, follow up ask.
"Hey great getting to know you. Send me over 3 case studies and an intro to a current customer, and Ill consider your pitch"
Everyone says-
"For sure, right after this call Ill send it!"
Less than 5% of people ever send the follow up.
Doesnt matter what the follow up is.
If its a brand, make them write down their problems for you.
If its a potential hire, make them write down why they want the role.
Give them the smallest piece of homework.
Literally 95% of people cant do it.
Why would I hire you, buy your product, or invest in you if you can't close a lead?
The smallest bit of friction will save you so much headache in the future